Monday, September 18, 2006
No Loop this season?
That's a shame.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Ducks?
Go?
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Capt. Obvious sez: Stanford sucks
Was at the stanford game this weekend, it was fun. I was hoping to see the ducks hang up 50 and if it wasn't for the stupid penalities and misscues on offense it woulda happened. But it was a beautiful day, there was almost more duck fans than Stanford people at the game, I was a little drunk and the ducks won. Can you ask for anything more?
Yes you can, a win at ASU, which is doubtful but not out of the question. The ducks don't have much of a running game, if not one at all. It's going to come down to the O-line and Clemens, create a pocket, give him protection, and score touchdowns, not field goals and the mother duckers win.
And the defense must light a fire beneath their asses to smash and destry, seek and kill, conquest both the ASU hearts and minds. I just don't want a win, I want those sun devils singing our song at the end of the day. Pu
I'm a little drunk agin.
Yeeeeeah.
And thanks to Billio B. for the shout out. Bill you do great work for the hotline, gots to love that blogosphere. You got to love it. Publishi this that and maybe a litle more of this.
Predict this:
UO: 35
ASU: 28
Yes you can, a win at ASU, which is doubtful but not out of the question. The ducks don't have much of a running game, if not one at all. It's going to come down to the O-line and Clemens, create a pocket, give him protection, and score touchdowns, not field goals and the mother duckers win.
And the defense must light a fire beneath their asses to smash and destry, seek and kill, conquest both the ASU hearts and minds. I just don't want a win, I want those sun devils singing our song at the end of the day. Pu
I'm a little drunk agin.
Yeeeeeah.
And thanks to Billio B. for the shout out. Bill you do great work for the hotline, gots to love that blogosphere. You got to love it. Publishi this that and maybe a litle more of this.
Predict this:
UO: 35
ASU: 28
Saturday, September 24, 2005
FU[S]CK THE TROJANS
If the Ducks play a perfect game today, they can snap and discard the Trojans like a used condom. A pleasant image, I know. It won't be easy, but I am compelled to predict a Ducks victory. It'll have to be a high-scoring game to do so, and lucky for us, we've had some high-scoring games already. Last week's lack of major turnovers is a good sign. So is Kellen's 300+ yards. If we win this one, I'll predict we win the rest of our games and compete for the championship.
Go Ducks!
P.S. Not a bad prediction last week, Nomaduck. The numbers were off, but the proportion was about right.
Go Ducks!
P.S. Not a bad prediction last week, Nomaduck. The numbers were off, but the proportion was about right.
Friday, September 16, 2005
Whuppin' dat ole bulldog
Fresno St. is a very, very good team, and one that could run roughshod over the ducks. But I don't think they will with this team. I feel the ducks obviously have the edge with the home field but also on offense and in the secondary.
I think, like in the rest of the games this season, the ducks will pull it out on the backs of Clemens and Martinez. Please enjoy the shootout.
FSU: 28
UO: 31
I think, like in the rest of the games this season, the ducks will pull it out on the backs of Clemens and Martinez. Please enjoy the shootout.
FSU: 28
UO: 31
Friday, September 09, 2005
Indeed bitches it is back
The season has begun, son. And I know all ya all former bloggers are busy running your personal blogs about culture and politics and technology, but I'll be here talking Ducks football for no other reason than I like to read my own posts.
I'm going to put Kellen on Heisman watch, because, well anyone will passes for 300 yards, throws several TD and rushes for nearly 100 should be. I know, it's early, but hey why not.
Tomorrow I say the Ducks will find a fiesty opponent with a potentialy explosive running game. Just like in Houston I think it's going to be wham bam from the start but the Ducks will settle down and dominate.
MT: 17
UO: 31
I'm going to put Kellen on Heisman watch, because, well anyone will passes for 300 yards, throws several TD and rushes for nearly 100 should be. I know, it's early, but hey why not.
Tomorrow I say the Ducks will find a fiesty opponent with a potentialy explosive running game. Just like in Houston I think it's going to be wham bam from the start but the Ducks will settle down and dominate.
MT: 17
UO: 31
It' back bitches
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Civil War?
I am going to post here because no one else will. At 4 PM PST, 7 PM EST, the Ducks will once again engage in a gridiron battle royale against their northern rivals. The season has been painful. I know, I was there last weekend in Autzen as a legion of Bruin fans shook their cute little blue bear hats in my face and chanted "U-C-L-A! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
I have no words for the Ducks on this cold November Day other than....
...duh, duh, da, duh, duh, da, da, duh, da, da, da, da, duh, da, duh, da, duh, da, da, daaaaaa, da, duh.
I have no words for the Ducks on this cold November Day other than....
...duh, duh, da, duh, duh, da, da, duh, da, da, da, da, duh, da, duh, da, duh, da, da, daaaaaa, da, duh.