Monday, September 18, 2006

No Loop this season? 

That's a shame.

Monday, December 05, 2005



Saturday, October 22, 2005

Fearless Prediction 

Ducks 49
AZ 12

Sunday, October 16, 2005

dude that was awesome 

that was a roughshod gridiron curbstomping bitch

husk the fuckies


Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Why, hello. 

I seem to remember being involved in a sporting commentary blog back in the foggy recesses of my past. And now I have stumbled into it again. Capital!

Here is what I have to say for now:

I am a fan of the Oregon Ducks Football Team. I often demonstrate my affection for their sporting achievements by getting liquored up and shouting "DUCKS!" When they score, at times I yell "UHHHHHH!" in an approximation of a horn installed for the purpose of celebrating scores at Autzen Stadium.

If you, dear reader, share in these pleasures, why then we are allies. If not, you can go fuck yourself.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Capt. Obvious sez: Stanford sucks 

Was at the stanford game this weekend, it was fun. I was hoping to see the ducks hang up 50 and if it wasn't for the stupid penalities and misscues on offense it woulda happened. But it was a beautiful day, there was almost more duck fans than Stanford people at the game, I was a little drunk and the ducks won. Can you ask for anything more?

Yes you can, a win at ASU, which is doubtful but not out of the question. The ducks don't have much of a running game, if not one at all. It's going to come down to the O-line and Clemens, create a pocket, give him protection, and score touchdowns, not field goals and the mother duckers win.
And the defense must light a fire beneath their asses to smash and destry, seek and kill, conquest both the ASU hearts and minds. I just don't want a win, I want those sun devils singing our song at the end of the day. Pu

I'm a little drunk agin.


And thanks to Billio B. for the shout out. Bill you do great work for the hotline, gots to love that blogosphere. You got to love it. Publishi this that and maybe a litle more of this.

Predict this:

UO: 35
ASU: 28

Saturday, September 24, 2005


If the Ducks play a perfect game today, they can snap and discard the Trojans like a used condom. A pleasant image, I know. It won't be easy, but I am compelled to predict a Ducks victory. It'll have to be a high-scoring game to do so, and lucky for us, we've had some high-scoring games already. Last week's lack of major turnovers is a good sign. So is Kellen's 300+ yards. If we win this one, I'll predict we win the rest of our games and compete for the championship.

Go Ducks!

P.S. Not a bad prediction last week, Nomaduck. The numbers were off, but the proportion was about right.

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